Saturday, May 31, 2014

The woes of keeping it curved.



Ever thought 2 white threads could hurt you? That too every once in 15 days… and that pain is practically unavoidable for every woman (and from what I hear even some guys :P ) Girls, if you haven’t guessed already, yeah, I am talking about the feat of getting our eyebrows shaped every month.

So what did you think this article was about? Oh no, I was just talking about our eyebrows.
If there is one thing I dread and I see my face with rising panic every last week of the month, and think to myself “Oh crap!”, it’s the realization that it’s time to go back to that ill-fated place again. I swear to god, every woman who performs the act on another is just venting the same pain that she underwent to the rest of the world. I haven’t ever wanted to punch someone so bad. Those 5 mins of clenched teeth and squeezed eyes, that’s the time I question God, why even he is a chauvinist, having imposed this necessary evil only on us women. Well ladies, Karma truly does exist. 

Guys who read this and feel this is a load of bull, try it once and your respect for womankind will rise tenfold. Or watch the episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S in which Joey tries to get his eyebrows done. Then you’ll know! :P

And girls, please just tell me a place where they do it like Chandler does to Joey! :’(

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